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Menu Options   Tavern Locale: Grassland, Forest, Ocean / Salt Water   Tavern Quality: Comfortable   |   Food: Meat & Vegetables   |   Show Monsters: Chance of Some

The Dapper Dragon

The Dapper Dragon is a quiet stuffy stone brick Tavern. Out front there is a blocky stone patio and several wooden signs advertising cheap drinks.
        As you open the rough tavern door you are welcomed by the smell of wine and a moderate gathering of patrons. It seems just as stuffy inside as it does from the outside. The room is illuminated by a chandelier hanging from the ceiling and standing behind the polished wooden bar is a regular 5'5" human female with an edgy face, very long, straight, silver hair, green eyes, and soft, tan skin. She is wearing a tight muted yellow tunic, and brown pants.
        Between you and the bartender is a moderate gathering of wooden booths, to the right is a hearth with a roaring flame within, and to the right is a long staircase.

Menu

Roasted Wolf

Roasted wolf served with marinated rice and a tiny wheel of yak cheese
- 8 sp -

Grizzly Bear Strips

Grizzly bear strips served with steamed chile peppers
- 7 sp -

Deboned Octopus

Deboned octopus sauteed in a strawberry sauce served with a slab of swiss cheese
- 6 sp -

Cabbage Chowder

Cabbage chowder with puréed corn served with a slab of cheddar cheese
- 4 sp -

Raw Leeks

Raw leeks doused with a sweet cheese sauce served with a piece of yak cheese
- 4 sp -

Baked Spinach

Baked spinach doused with a flavorsome sun-dried tomato butter served with a sliver of cornbread bread
- 2 sp -

Beers

Unicorn Blood Stout - 2 sp
Treeberry Brew - 1 sp
Butter Beer - 1 sp
King's Mountain Mead - 1 sp
White Bilberry Lager - 4 cp
Snake Venom Cider - 2 cp

Wines

Elderblast Wine - 1 sp
Woody Lime White - 1 sp
Blacksmith's Fuel - 2 cp

Liquor

Elven Absinth - 1 sp
Running Kobold Rum - 2 cp
Drow Meaty Mushroom Liquor - 1 cp
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Innkeeper

Zaria Bonell | Human Innkeeper
Zaria Bonell is a regular 5'5" human female with an edgy face, very long, straight, silver hair, green eyes, and soft, tan skin. She is wearing a tight muted yellow tunic, and brown pants.
Str: 11 (0); Dex: 12 (+1); Con: 10 (0);
Int: 10 (0); Wis: 11 (0); Cha: 13 (+1);
AC: 11; HP: 2
Handaxe: Melee Weapon Attack: +2 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 3 (1d6)

Server

Wene Kessler | Human Server
Wene Kessler is a fat 5'11" human female with an oval face, very long, braided, gray hair, blue eyes, and rugged, pink skin. She is wearing a dirty soft orange tunic, and brown pants.
Str: 16 (+3); Dex: 8 (-1); Con: 15 (+2);
Int: 9 (-1); Wis: 11 (0); Cha: 9 (-1);
AC: 9; HP: 9
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 4

Patrons

(3-8 Random Patrons)
Priyaris Ibbleron | Rock Gnome Knight
Priyaris Ibbleron is an athletic 3'3" rock gnome female with a sharp face, short, straight, silver hair, blue eyes, and veiny, pockmarked, white skin. She is wearing well-worn plate mail and carrying a dagger.
Str: 7 (-2); Dex: 11 (0); Con: 11 (0);
Int: 16 (+3); Wis: 12 (+1); Cha: 12 (+1);
AC: 18 (plate mail); HP: 6
Dagger: Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 4 (1d4 + 2)
Taito Towerdeep | Mountain Dwarf Miner
Taito Towerdeep is a beefy 5'1" mountain dwarf male with a round face, a cropped, red mohawk, with a gigantic moustache, brown eyes, and smooth, chocolate skin. He is wearing a grey shirt, and baggy brown pants.
Str: 18 (+4); Dex: 4 (-3); Con: 18 (+4);
Int: 9 (-1); Wis: 9 (-1); Cha: 11 (0);
AC: 7; HP: 8
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +6 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 5
Varen Evert | Human Paladin (lev 3)
Varen Evert is a beefy 5'6" human male with a round face, long, braided, gray hair, gray eyes, and rough, golden skin. He is wearing worn leather armor and carrying a dagger.
Str: 16 (+3); Dex: 9 (-1); Con: 17 (+3);
Int: 12 (+1); Wis: 8 (-1); Cha: 15 (+2);
AC: 12 (leather armor); HP: 29
Dagger: Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 5 (1d4 + 3)
Arlel Omen | Human Fence
Arlel Omen is a muscular 5'9" human male with an oval face, a bald head, with a short beard, gray eyes, and veiny, white skin. He is wearing a loose white shirt, and baggy brown pants.
Str: 15 (+2); Dex: 10 (0); Con: 13 (+1);
Int: 9 (-1); Wis: 10 (0); Cha: 13 (+1);
AC: 10; HP: 3
Dagger: Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 4 (1d4 + 2)
Renny Grumblethorn | Stout Halfling Bodyguard
Renny Grumblethorn is an overweight 2'7" stout halfling male with an oval face, a bald head, golden eyes, and veiny, pockmarked, pink skin. He is wearing a grimy grey shirt, and tight off-white pants.
Str: 11 (0); Dex: 11 (0); Con: 12 (+1);
Int: 8 (-1); Wis: 11 (0); Cha: 9 (-1);
AC: 10; HP: 2
Dagger: Melee Weapon Attack: +2 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 2 (1d4)
Gurpheth Guldurion | High Elf Procurer
Gurpheth Guldurion is a lean 4'9" high elf male with a diamond-shaped face, very long, curled, blond hair shaved on the right side, brown eyes, and rough, golden skin. He is wearing a flowing off-white tunic, and brown pants.
Str: 12 (+1); Dex: 12 (+1); Con: 8 (-1);
Int: 15 (+2); Wis: 10 (0); Cha: 15 (+2);
AC: 11; HP: 2
Dagger: Melee Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 3 (1d4 + 1)
Reder Surrett | Human Prostitute
Reder Surrett is a skinny 5'1" human male with a round face, extremely long, straight, black hair, gray eyes, and rough, pockmarked, brown skin. He is wearing a loose, unbuttoned tan shirt with tight brown pants.
Str: 10 (0); Dex: 14 (+2); Con: 9 (-1);
Int: 9 (-1); Wis: 10 (0); Cha: 14 (+2);
AC: 12; HP: 2
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +2 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 1

Entertainment

(40% chance)
Helisachar Loamkin | Lightfoot Halfling Bard (lev 2)
Helisachar Loamkin is a massive 3'6" lightfoot halfling male with a round face, cropped, wavy, dyed black hair, brown eyes, and smooth, chocolate skin. He is wearing a bright blue tunic, with yellow pants and a wide-brimmed yellow hat.
Str: 8 (-1); Dex: 11 (0); Con: 9 (-1);
Int: 14 (+2); Wis: 6 (-2); Cha: 14 (+2);
AC: 10; HP: 8
Club: Melee Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 3 (1d4 + 1)


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