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Menu Options   Tavern Locale: Grassland, Forest, Ocean / Salt Water   Tavern Quality: Comfortable   |   Food: Meat & Vegetables   |   Show Monsters: Chance of Some

The Dancing Ettin

The Dancing Ettin is a loud welcoming Tavern. Through the painted walls you can hear shouting. Out front there is a blocky stone deck and a wrought iron fence marks the property.
        As you open the engraved tavern door you are welcomed by a scattering of patrons. It seems just as welcoming inside as it does from the outside. Dim candle light illuminates the room and standing behind the polished metal bar is a lean 5'7" drow male with a diamond-shaped face, short, curled, white hair, brown eyes, and veiny, black skin. He is wearing a brown shirt, and brown pantaloons.
        Between you and the bartender is a moderate gathering of wooden booths, to the left is a hearth with a roaring flame within, and to the left is a wrought iron spiral staircase.

Menu

Gorgon Soup

Gorgon soup with raw chile peppers served with a slice of rye bread
- 8 sp -

Broiled Hell Hound

Broiled hell hound served with raw pomegranates
- 8 sp -

Lynx Porridge

Lynx porridge with puréed lettuce served with a sourdough baguette
- 7 sp -

Deer Mouse Bits

Deer mouse bits served with chopped guavas and a wedge of goat cheese
- 4 sp -

Grilled Olives

Grilled olives smothered in a heavy cheese fondue
- 2 sp -

Raw Okra

Raw okra smothered in a cashew sauce
- 2 sp -

Beers

Blue Lime Porter - 1 sp
Axe Beak Ale - 4 cp
Black Sheep Stout - 4 cp
Softbranch Lager - 4 cp
Silver Persimmon Lager - 4 cp
Farmer's Gold - 2 cp

Wines

Knight's Embrace - 1 sp
King's Rebuke Red - 4 cp
Bat Bile Wine - 1 cp

Liquor

Queen's Favor - 2 sp
Delicate Tangerine Vodka - 1 sp
Cranium Rat Fluid - 1 cp
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Innkeeper

Kalandanriia Orlyafin | Drow Innkeeper
Kalandanriia Orlyafin is a lean 5'7" drow male with a diamond-shaped face, short, curled, white hair, brown eyes, and veiny, black skin. He is wearing a brown shirt, and brown pantaloons.
Str: 11 (0); Dex: 10 (0); Con: 9 (-1);
Int: 14 (+2); Wis: 11 (0); Cha: 17 (+3);
AC: 10; HP: 3
Dagger: Melee Weapon Attack: +2 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 2 (1d4)

Server

Rancent Klecko | Half-Elf Server
Rancent Klecko is a massive 5'7" half-elf male with an edgy face, very long, braided, red hair, blue eyes, and soft, pink skin. He is wearing a brown tunic, and loose brown pants.
Str: 13 (+1); Dex: 7 (-2); Con: 15 (+2);
Int: 10 (0); Wis: 10 (0); Cha: 12 (+1);
AC: 8; HP: 5
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 2

Patrons

(3-8 Random Patrons)
Hearda Yaeger | Human Poet
Hearda Yaeger is an athletic 4'10" human male with a square face, long, straight, auburn hair, with a long beard, brown eyes, and rough, tan skin. He is wearing a nicely cut brown robe.
Str: 6 (-2); Dex: 10 (0); Con: 8 (-1);
Int: 16 (+3); Wis: 16 (+3); Cha: 11 (0);
AC: 10; HP: 5
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 3
Soril Stapleton | Human Page
Soril Stapleton is a round 5'3" human male with an oval face, long, straight, gray hair, with a short moustache, green eyes, and smooth, sunburned, pink skin. He is wearing a finely stiched brown tunic, and loose brown pants.
Str: 11 (0); Dex: 9 (-1); Con: 11 (0);
Int: 12 (+1); Wis: 11 (0); Cha: 12 (+1);
AC: 9; HP: 3
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +2 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 1
Trevador Tlanbourn | Wood Elf Knight
Trevador Tlanbourn is a lean 4'4" wood elf male with an oval face, short, wavy, auburn hair, brown eyes, and smooth, tan skin. He is wearing worn plate mail and carrying a dagger.
Str: 8 (-1); Dex: 12 (+1); Con: 7 (-2);
Int: 18 (+4); Wis: 15 (+2); Cha: 13 (+1);
AC: 19 (plate mail); HP: 4
Dagger: Melee Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 3 (1d4 + 1)
Elbert Stitchen | Human Coachman
Elbert Stitchen is a beefy 5'4" human male with an oblong face, short, curled, blond hair, golden eyes, and smooth, tan skin. He is wearing a stained tan tunic, and baggy tan pants.
Str: 13 (+1); Dex: 8 (-1); Con: 13 (+1);
Int: 10 (0); Wis: 11 (0); Cha: 9 (-1);
AC: 9; HP: 3
Handaxe: Melee Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 4 (1d6 + 1)

Entertainment

(40% chance)
Main Elond | Half-Elf Bard (lev 1)
Main Elond is a lean 4'11" half-elf male with an edgy face, long, straight, auburn hair, cyan eyes, and rough, pink skin. He is wearing a yellow and blue colored shirt, with matching pants and a flamboyant blue hat.
Str: 14 (+2); Dex: 16 (+3); Con: 10 (0);
Int: 14 (+2); Wis: 7 (-2); Cha: 17 (+3);
AC: 13; HP: 8
Dagger: Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 5 (1d4 + 3)


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