Tavern and Menu Generator

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Tavern & Menu Generator

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Choose the menu options below. Note: some regions have fewer creatures than others, and there are only so many monsters.

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Menu Options Tavern Locale: Grassland, Forest, Ocean / Salt Water Tavern Quality: Comfortable | Food: Meat & Vegetables | Show Monsters: Chance of Some

The Tasty Timber

The Tasty Timber is a raucous stuffy painted Tavern. Out front there is a light stone porch with a fabric awning and crowded outdoor seating.
As you open the rough tavern door you are welcomed by the scent of freshly cooked vegetables and a scattering of patrons. It seems just as stuffy inside as it does from the outside. The room is illuminated by a chandelier hanging from the ceiling and standing behind the polished metal bar is a round 5'9" human male with an edgy face, short, straight, silver hair, blue eyes, and smooth, tan skin. He is wearing a tan tunic, and off-white pants.
Between you and the bartender is a small collection of wooden booths, to the right is a hearth with a roaring flame within, and to the right is a wrought iron spiral staircase.

Menu

Satyr Kidneys

Satyr kidneys served with raw figs

- 8 sp -

Braised Wolverine

Braised wolverine covered in a tasty red sauce

- 7 sp -

Roasted Mallard

Roasted mallard served with baked chickpeas and a tiny wheel of pepper jack cheese

- 6 sp -

Deboned Dolphin

Deboned dolphin cooked in a peppercorn sauce served with a sourdough roll

- 4 sp -

Raven Thighs

Raven thighs served with puréed spinach and a sourdough baguette

- 4 sp -

Roasted Ettercap

Roasted ettercap served with chopped grapes and a wedge of whole-grain bread

- 11 cp -

Beers

Will-o-Wisp Bright Lager - 2 sp
Moonberry Mead - 1 sp
Deva Dark - 1 sp
Citrus Mango Porter - 4 cp
Green Lemon Stout - 4 cp
Blonde Honeydew Porter - 2 cp

Wines

Ice Mephit's Chilled White - 2 sp
Specter's Embrace - 4 cp
Drow Spiderbite Wine - 1 cp

Liquor

Troll Runner Rum - 2 cp
Distilled Flumph Fungi - 2 cp
Brimestone Liquor - 2 cp

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Innkeeper

Sabeald Bersa | Human Innkeeper
Sabeald Bersa is a round 5'9" human male with an edgy face, short, straight, silver hair, blue eyes, and smooth, tan skin. He is wearing a tan tunic, and off-white pants.

Str: 10 (0); Dex: 9 (-1); Con: 10 (0);
Int: 11 (0); Wis: 11 (0); Cha: 12 (+1);
AC: 9; HP: 4
Dagger: Melee Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 3 (1d4 + 1)

Server

Caldor Caskbow | Human Server
Caldor Caskbow is a lean 6'1" human male with a triangular face, very long, wavy, silver hair, with a medium beard, brown eyes, and soft, white skin. He is wearing a tight grey tunic, and baggy off-white pants.

Str: 15 (+2); Dex: 9 (-1); Con: 16 (+3);
Int: 9 (-1); Wis: 10 (0); Cha: 10 (0);
AC: 9; HP: 6
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 3

Patrons

(3-8 Random Patrons)

Kelmorn Bafflegem | Rock Gnome Bodyguard
Kelmorn Bafflegem is an athletic 2'11" rock gnome male with a square face, cropped, straight, black hair, brown eyes, and silky, tan skin. He is wearing a soft orange shirt, and brown pants.

Str: 8 (-1); Dex: 10 (0); Con: 12 (+1);
Int: 13 (+1); Wis: 13 (+1); Cha: 10 (0);
AC: 10; HP: 7
Dagger: Melee Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 3 (1d4 + 1)

Robinia Beanhedge | Stout Halfling Innkeeper
Robinia Beanhedge is an athletic 3'2" stout halfling female with a square face, long, curled, golden hair, brown eyes, and rough, pink skin. She is wearing a loose brown shirt, and brown pants.

Str: 9 (-1); Dex: 16 (+3); Con: 11 (0);
Int: 9 (-1); Wis: 10 (0); Cha: 12 (+1);
AC: 13; HP: 5
Handaxe: Melee Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 4 (1d6 + 1)

Sabenn Twoorb | Human Astrologer
Sabenn Twoorb is a lean 5'7" human female with an oval face, very long, curled, brown hair, green eyes, and rugged, pockmarked, pink skin. She is wearing very nice priestly garments.

Str: 7 (-2); Dex: 10 (0); Con: 10 (0);
Int: 15 (+2); Wis: 15 (+2); Cha: 12 (+1);
AC: 10; HP: 4
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 3

Maiju Mudbender | Mountain Dwarf Mason
Maiju Mudbender is a massive 4'6" mountain dwarf female with a sharp face, very long, straight, dyed black hair, brown eyes, and silky, golden skin. She is wearing workman's clothes with a leather toolbelt.

Str: 18 (+4); Dex: 4 (-3); Con: 16 (+3);
Int: 11 (0); Wis: 11 (0); Cha: 12 (+1);
AC: 7; HP: 10
Dagger: Melee Weapon Attack: +6 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 6 (1d4 + 4)

Entertainment

(40% chance)

Elba Darby | Human Bard (lev 2)
Elba Darby is a round 5'5" human female with an oval face, short, wavy, gray hair shaved on the left side, green eyes, and soft, tan skin. She is wearing a multicolored patchwork outfit.

Str: 13 (+1); Dex: 15 (+2); Con: 13 (+1);
Int: 15 (+2); Wis: 9 (-1); Cha: 16 (+3);
AC: 12; HP: 15
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 2

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