Tavern & Menu Generator

You approach the calm stuffy Tavern. Through the stone brick walls you can hear singing. Out front there is a blocky stone porch with a fabric awning.
        As you open the perfectly smooth tavern door you are welcomed by the scent of freshly cooked vegetables and a small collection of patrons. It seems just as stuffy inside as it does from the outside. The room is illuminated by a chandelier hanging from the ceiling and standing behind the gilded wooden bar is a fat 5'1" half-elf male with a triangular face, extremely long, wavy, red hair, green eyes, and rugged, pink skin. He is wearing a tan tunic, and loose tan pantaloons.
        Between you and the bartender is a moderate gathering of wooden booths, to the right is a hearth with a roaring flame within, and to the right is a long staircase.