Tavern and Menu Generator

Tavern & Menu Generator

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Menu Options   Tavern Locale: Grassland, Forest, Ocean / Salt Water   Tavern Quality: Comfortable   |   Food: Meat & Vegetables   |   Show Monsters: Chance of Some

The Sleepy Bullete Tap House

The Sleepy Bullete Tap House is a calm welcoming painted Tavern. Out front there is a blocky stone patio.
        As you open the engraved tavern door you are welcomed by a scattering of patrons. It seems just as welcoming inside as it does from the outside. Dim candle light illuminates the room and standing behind the polished wooden bar is a regular 5'9" half-elf male with an edgy face, short, straight, brown hair, green eyes, and smooth, sunburned, golden skin. He is wearing a soft orange shirt, and tight grey pants.
        Between you and the bartender is a small collection of sturdy wooden high top tables, to the left is a hearth with a roaring flame within, and to the left is a long staircase.

Menu

Sauteed Bullywug

Sauteed bullywug smothered in a cheese sauce served with a piece of yak cheese
- 7 sp -

Dire Wolf Porridge

Dire wolf porridge with marinated shallots and carrots
- 7 sp -

Pan Fried Pigfish

Pan fried pigfish served with baked brussel sprouts and a wedge of swiss cheese
- 5 sp -

Onion Bisque

Onion bisque with grilled bell peppers served with a wedge of swiss cheese
- 4 sp -

Baked Beets

Baked beets served with chopped cabbages and a piece of gorgonzola cheese
- 4 sp -

Raccoon Chunks

Raccoon chunks smothered in a velvety pumpkin sauce served with a multigrain muffin
- 4 sp -

Beers

Peryton Pilsner - 1 sp
Softbranch Lager - 4 cp
Smokey Tangerine Ale - 4 cp
Delicate Quince Lager - 4 cp
Mummy Wrap Mead - 2 cp
Wasp Sting Stout - 1 cp

Wines

Orange Clementine Rosé - 2 sp
Featherwood Wine - 1 sp
Siren's Song - 1 sp

Liquor

Bigby's Three Fingers - 2 sp
Widowmaker Wiskey - 4 cp
Spicy Orange Rum - 1 cp
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Innkeeper

Alalph Kidder | Half-Elf Innkeeper
Alalph Kidder is a regular 5'9" half-elf male with an edgy face, short, straight, brown hair, green eyes, and smooth, sunburned, golden skin. He is wearing a soft orange shirt, and tight grey pants.
Str: 11 (0); Dex: 7 (-2); Con: 10 (0);
Int: 11 (0); Wis: 10 (0); Cha: 13 (+1);
AC: 8; HP: 3
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +2 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 1

Server

Oiva Onyxspike | Mountain Dwarf Server
Oiva Onyxspike is an athletic 3'4" mountain dwarf male with a triangular face, short, straight, gray hair, with a gigantic van dyke beard, black eyes, and rugged, tan skin. He is wearing a loose tan shirt, and baggy tan pants.
Str: 16 (+3); Dex: 7 (-2); Con: 12 (+1);
Int: 10 (0); Wis: 10 (0); Cha: 11 (0);
AC: 8; HP: 8
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 4

Patrons

(3-8 Random Patrons)
Lure Fairchild | Human Actor
Lure Fairchild is a lean 6'2" human male with a square face, very long, curled, blond hair, brown eyes, and soft, white skin. He is wearing a dirty grey shirt, and tight brown pants.
Str: 12 (+1); Dex: 11 (0); Con: 13 (+1);
Int: 10 (0); Wis: 10 (0); Cha: 14 (+2);
AC: 10; HP: 2
Dagger: Melee Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 3 (1d4 + 1)
There Kaminsk | Human Painter
There Kaminsk is a round 5'3" human male with a soft face, very long, wavy, brown hair, black eyes, and rough, tan skin. He is wearing a tight brown shirt, and baggy brown pants.
Str: 8 (-1); Dex: 7 (-2); Con: 8 (-1);
Int: 10 (0); Wis: 14 (+2); Cha: 11 (0);
AC: 8; HP: 7
Handaxe: Melee Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 4 (1d6 + 1)
Graffin Alexandon | Human Cook
Graffin Alexandon is a beefy 4'11" human male with an oblong face, short, wavy, white hair, brown eyes, and rough, white skin. He is wearing grimy workman's clothes with a leather toolbelt.
Str: 10 (0); Dex: 8 (-1); Con: 9 (-1);
Int: 12 (+1); Wis: 13 (+1); Cha: 8 (-1);
AC: 9; HP: 2
Dagger: Melee Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 3 (1d4 + 1)
Tardal Longberry | Stout Halfling Prostitute
Tardal Longberry is a lean 3'1" stout halfling male with a round face, short, straight, golden hair, brown eyes, and silky, pink skin. He is wearing a loose, unbuttoned soft orange shirt with tight tan pants.
Str: 6 (-2); Dex: 16 (+3); Con: 9 (-1);
Int: 9 (-1); Wis: 10 (0); Cha: 12 (+1);
AC: 13; HP: 4
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 3
Horeon Burrowthorn | Lightfoot Halfling Coachman
Horeon Burrowthorn is a lean 3'6" lightfoot halfling male with a sharp face, a bald head, golden eyes, and soft, tan skin. He is wearing a smelly brown shirt, and baggy tan pantaloons.
Str: 7 (-2); Dex: 11 (0); Con: 11 (0);
Int: 8 (-1); Wis: 9 (-1); Cha: 10 (0);
AC: 10; HP: 6
Shortsword: Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 5 (1d6 + 2)

Entertainment

(40% chance)
Lorena Morozov | Half-Elf Bard (lev 1)
Lorena Morozov is a muscular 5'3" half-elf female with a soft face, very long, braided, brown hair, golden eyes, and rugged, pink skin. She is wearing a tight grey shirt, and baggy tan pants.
Str: 15 (+2); Dex: 17 (+3); Con: 11 (0);
Int: 14 (+2); Wis: 10 (0); Cha: 17 (+3);
AC: 13; HP: 8
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 3


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