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Sample - 3 Random Insults
Below are 3 random insults. If you would like insults organized by categories (i.e., ugly, fat, scary) and insults for individual monsters (i.e. vampires, orcs), register and sign up for our premium services.
1.
I know elves taller than you! And they make cookies!
2.
You're so skinny, you can hula hoop with a cheerio.
A Hula Hoop is a toy hoop that is twirled around the waist, limbs or neck. A Cheerio is a tiny donut-shaped bits, that make up a breakfast cereal.
3.
You must have been born on a highway. That’s where most accidents happen.
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